The Rules of the How I Met Your Mother Drinking Game
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It's best to play the HIMYM drinking game early in the night, because as you know, nothing good happens after 2am. Before we start the game however, take a drink if your name is Swarley or Swarles Barkley. Also take a drink if you thought Ted should have ended up with Victoria, the girl who very well could have been the mother had the show been cancelled. And lastly, take a drink if you think playing a drinking game belongs on the Murtagh List.
"Riggggggs, I'm too old for this stuff!"
Take One Drinks
- When Barney says "legendary"
- For every high five
- Every time Bob Saget (old Ted) speaks
- Any time Barney hits on someone
- "Have you met Ted?"
- "Challenge Accepted"
- Once for every slap given
Take Two Drinks
- Whenever they're at the strip club
- Whenever Barney plays laser tag
- Every time Linus brings Lily a beverage (aka "The Kennedy Package")
- Whenever Barney wears the Ducky tie
- Any time Marshall expresses that Lily is not an appropriate height for him
- Whenever anyone in the gang salutes after a military title is announced (ex. "General")
- Whenever an actress or actor who was a former cast member of Saturday Night Live appears on screen
- For every self high five
- For every Canadian sex act mentioned
Take Three Drinks
- Any time they mention or play Baskiceball.
- Whenever Goliath National Bank is mentioned
- When Ranjit drives someone somewhere
- Any time someone enjoys a "sandwich"
- If you see a doppelganger
Take Four Drinks
- If Marshall turns into Beercules
- Whenever Scooter shows up
- When the Fiero meets its end
- When you hear a Robin Sparkles song
Finish Your Drink
- When Ted says, "Because, that, kids is the true story of how I met your Aunt Robin."
Conduct a waterfall for as long as The Proclaimers, "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" is playing, even if that means stopping and starting with them.
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