How to Throw Super Soft Birthday Party (Letterkenny-style)
So your good buddys turned a year older. You, being the good buddy that you are, wants to do something special for them. That bit of special should be a Super Soft Birthday Party, a party rife with chidlish hijinks and shenanigans that is as equally fit for a 9 year old as it is for an adult turning 40.
Remember though, for the 9 year old party, it is the adults that drink the Super Soft Birthday Drinks. This is an important point.
Episode 2 of Letterkenny: Daryl's Super Soft Birthday Party
Throwing a soft birthday party is exactly what you wouldn't expect the toughest guy in your town would do. That's what makes the episode great.
Fans of the show Letterkenny most certainly understand the time honored tradition of throwing your good buddy a Super Soft Birthday Party. In fact, almost everything in the list below is pulled from Wayne and Katy's annual effort to toast Darry on his birthday. That said, they throw the party just as much for themselves as they do for Daryl. Why? Because you don't mess with tradition.
Daryl's Super Soft Birthday Party is an excellent episode of an excellent series. Here's what you need.
Things You Need For Throwing a Super Soft Birthday Party
Super Soft Decorations
Things like streamers, bounce houses, plastic drinkware, and crazy straws. Even more, Super Soft Birthday Balloons, blowup palm treets, and other trinket-y objects like noise makers.
Super Soft Drinks & Food
All-Dressed Chips are a hot ticket at a Super Soft Birthday. Same goes for cotton candy. Same goes for candied bacon. Super Soft doesn't necessarily mean that the food should be physically soft (ex. chips), but it could be if you wanted it to.
For instance, rolling out a DIY Fondue Buffet using Kraft Mac & Cheese cheese packets would be infinitely super soft. Scarborough, Ontario's Barenaked Ladies would be so amazingly proud of your efforts.
As for drinks, there are plenty to choose from. Drinks such as the Corrabelo Love Potion, Purple Passion Punch, Lemon Gingerini, Apricot Toblerone Cocktail, Flirtini, and Sparkling Mango Sorbet Float. Like Reilly & Jonesy, we don't even know what some of those drinks are.
Also, don't forget to quaff a few Puppers Beers.
A Karaoke Machine
N'Sync, One Direction, 98 Degrees, it's all good for Boy Band Karaoke. But nothing, nothing says Super Soft like singing New Kids songs while holding a Sparkling Mango Sorbet Float with a couple of hockey players, who may, or may not, be riding a unicorn.
Which brings us to ...
To create a real life unicorn out of.
Super Soft Clothes
Pardon the pun? But, you're going to want feather boas, party hats, and a birthday crown for the guest of honor.
Cupcake Decoration Station
Funfetti cupcakes with white chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles oughta do it.
Letterkenny's Finest Whiskey
Gus N' Bru. Good for a pre-fight routine. Even better for a Super Soft party. Best for, well, a pre-fight routine.
"End of the laneway, don't come up the property."
Who knows, you may have yourself a few too many Lemon Gingerinis and find yourself arguing with a couple of pheasants at the party over which pro sports team owns the most 'ships.